September 2011
IS OFFICIALLY A GRYFFINDOR
And I’m honestly really surprised. I was pretty sure I’d end up being a Hufflepuff, but alas. But I guess now it’s safe to ask for a Gryffindor scarf for Christmas.
Holla at me if you represent the red and gold!!
Pottermore
Why are you the most frustrating thing ever?
It's TMI Tuesday! Ask me inappropriate, personal, sexual, awkward questions. I’ll answer anything you’re curious about.
sgtleppardslonelyheartsclubband:
No, seriously.
COME
AT
ME
BROSEF
Por favor???
DO IT.
plz.
“I’m sorry but I don’t want to be an Emperor, that’s not my business. I don’t want to rule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone if possible, Jew, gentile, black man, white. We all want to help one another, human beings are like that. We all want to live by each other’s happiness, not by each other’s misery. We don’t want to hate and despise one another. In this world there is room for everyone and the earth is rich and can provide for everyone. The way of life can be free and beautiful. But we have lost the way.”
—Charlie Chaplin, The Great Dictator
“Sometimes, I have penis envy. sometimes, all I want to think about is who and where I’d stick my penis in. I would stick it in Jell-O just to see what it felt like…Wouldn’t you stick it in Jell-O?”
—Faiqa Amreen
Usually, I don't complain like this. But today, however
Humanity, please stop using me as your punching bag today. A person can only take so many cosmic slaps in a span of seven hours.
Concerning Hobbits
Howard Shore
Concerning Hobbits | Howard Shore
homework tunes.
This is all so perfect and relevant to this weekend.
Currently sitting in my room doing my media ethics essay while wearing a Swan Lake costume.
Why am I like this?
